{"id":110,"date":"1992-12-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1992-12-31T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/1992\/12\/31\/men-are-still-stupid\/"},"modified":"2017-10-10T18:35:27","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T01:35:27","slug":"men-are-still-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/1992\/12\/31\/men-are-still-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Men Are Still Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MEN ARE STILL STUPID (times aint changed)<br \/>\n8-2-90<\/p>\n<p>when I was just a little bitty boy<br \/>\nsitting on my pappy&#8217;s knee<br \/>\nhe said hey tommy listen to my story<br \/>\ntake a tip straight from me<br \/>\ndont let a girl get you in trouble<br \/>\nspend all your money make you see double<br \/>\ntake this tip straight from your dad<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t get fooled and dont get had<\/p>\n<p>I said hey dad, dont worry so bad<br \/>\ntimes have changed and that stuff&#8217;s in the past<br \/>\nand then he rolled his eyes and he slapped his thigh<br \/>\nand he fell over laughing as he grabbed his sides<br \/>\n&#8220;Times ain&#8217;t changed since the early days<br \/>\nmen are still stupid and women are still crazy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I was older growing up<br \/>\nnot quite a man but not still a pup<br \/>\nI asked my mama for some love advice<br \/>\nand she put down her slide rule and she picked up some dice<br \/>\nshe rolled a seven then he rolled 2 ones<br \/>\nshe said snakeyes sonny youre just like everyone (because)<br \/>\ntimes aint changed since the early days<br \/>\nmen are still stupid and women are still crazy<\/p>\n<p>now Caesar he told Cleopatra<br \/>\nI know baby just what youre after<br \/>\nyou think your loves gonna wear me down<br \/>\nshe said julie baby ya got it turned around<br \/>\nYou think my loves some palace plot<br \/>\nbut I dont even know what I want<br \/>\ncause times aint change since the very first day<br \/>\nmen are still stupid anw women are crazy-<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Notes\/Memo<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MEN ARE STILL STUPID (times aint changed) 8-2-90 when I was just a little bitty boy sitting on my pappy&#8217;s knee he said hey tommy listen to my story take a tip straight from me dont let a girl get you in trouble spend all your money make you see double take this tip straight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[90],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-master","tag-men-are-still-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":410,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}