{"id":132,"date":"1996-12-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1996-12-13T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/1996\/12\/13\/somersets-mom\/"},"modified":"1996-12-13T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1996-12-13T08:00:00","slug":"somersets-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/1996\/12\/13\/somersets-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Somerset’s Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"

(I’m in Love with) Somerset’s Mom<\/p>\n

ch: I’m in love with somerset’s mom
\nI’m in love with somerset’s mom<\/p>\n

Ever since
\nwe were kids
\nI’ve been in love
\nwith that mother of his<\/p>\n

All thru hi skool
\nI was burning up
\nI tried to tell her
\nI wasn’t man enuff<\/p>\n

went away to college
\nas far as I could
\ndated girls my age but
\nit didn’t do no (gnikcuf) good<\/p>\n

Now I’m back
\nwith a PHd
\nbut I don’t even understand
\nmy own phy-chol-o-gy<\/p>\n

Only 1 thing got me
\nfeeling bad
\nlooks like I might end up being
\nSomerset’s dad.<\/p>\n

1996-12-13
\n——————————————————-<\/p>\n

Notes\/Memo<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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