{"id":178,"date":"2009-12-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/2009\/12\/18\/i-married-a-zombie-princess-voodoo-queen\/"},"modified":"2009-12-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T08:00:00","slug":"i-married-a-zombie-princess-voodoo-queen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/2009\/12\/18\/i-married-a-zombie-princess-voodoo-queen\/","title":{"rendered":"I Married a Zombie Princess Voodoo Queen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I married a zombie princess voodoo queen<br \/>\nI knew there&#8217;d be trouble<br \/>\nbut my gawd my in-laws are the worst I&#8217;ve seen<br \/>\nthey just sit around the  crib<br \/>\nand eat my food<br \/>\nand watch TV<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m never alone<br \/>\nwith my zombie princess voodoo queen<\/p>\n<p>The moon is full I hear the drums<br \/>\nand my blood runs cold<br \/>\nit&#8217;s my brother in law and his drunken friends<br \/>\nin his beat up ford<br \/>\nIn a second they&#8217;ll come in and throw themselves down<br \/>\nin front of the box<br \/>\nnext it&#8217;s the fridge<br \/>\nand then my liquor and finally my pot<\/p>\n<p>I married a zombie princess voodoo queen\u0085<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Notes\/Memo<\/p>\n<p>I married a zombie princess voodoo queen<br \/>\nI knew there&#8217;d be trouble<br \/>\nbut my gawd my in-laws are the worst I&#8217;ve seen<br \/>\nthey just sit around the  crib<br \/>\nand eat my food<br \/>\nand watch TV<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m never alone<br \/>\nwith my zombie princess voodoo queen<\/p>\n<p>The moon is full I hear the drums<br \/>\nand my blood runs cold<br \/>\nit&#8217;s my brother in law and his drunken friends<br \/>\nin his beat up ford<br \/>\nIn a second they&#8217;ll come in and throw themselves down<br \/>\nin front of the box<br \/>\nnext it&#8217;s the fridge<br \/>\nand then my liquor and finally my pot<\/p>\n<p>I married a zombie princess voodoo queen\u0085<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I married a zombie princess voodoo queen I knew there&#8217;d be trouble but my gawd my in-laws are the worst I&#8217;ve seen they just sit around the crib and eat my food and watch TV and I&#8217;m never alone with my zombie princess voodoo queen The moon is full I hear the drums and my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[157],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-master","tag-i-married-a-zombie-princess-voodoo-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluetrip.com\/sngdb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}